Brayyveheart Parody Donkey Unisex Short-Sleeve Jersey T-Shirt

Your daily dose of barnyard rebellion is here. This parody tee reimagines the epic spirit of a certain freedom-loving classic — only this time, our hero is a determined donkey mid-fence-jump, refusing to be contained by anything (or anyone).

The back of the tee features the rallying cry every herd can get behind:

“They may take our oats,
but they will never keep us in the dry lot.”

Whether you’re a homesteader, a donkey fanatic, or just someone who appreciates dramatic nonsense at its finest, this shirt delivers humor, attitude, and a splash of heroic glory. Soft, comfortable, and destined to become the most talked-about tee in the barn.

Time to create a daily favorite with the Bella Canvas 3001U short-sleeve jersey tee. Made with 100% airlume, pre-shrunk, combed and ring-spun cotton for total comfort. All tees come with a retail fit that is comfy in any setting and are made in the USA with imported fabric. 

Athletic Heather is 90% airlume, combed, ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester; other Heather colors are 52% airlume, combed, ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Made in the USA with imported fabric